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Last Updated: 24.06.2025 03:22

Hysterias & Posteriors
Catatonics & High Colonics
Then came..
Sean Combs Complains to Court Sketch Artist - Newser
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good
Still no good.
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Nuts and Butts
Why would you think you're fit to be a model?
Thumbs down again.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So they tried
Everyone loved it.
Humpback Whale Bubble Rings May Be an Attempt to Communicate With Us - ScienceAlert
Just Forget it!
No way
share office space ...
Unacceptable again!
Another attempt resulted in ...
No go.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So, the docs changed it to read
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Is it ethical for same-sex couples to raise children?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Minds and Behinds
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Loons and Moons
Freaks and Cheeks
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
He led George W. Bush's PEPFAR program to stop AIDS. Now he fears for its future - NPR
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...